Stirring up mischief
Gandalf has a big nose.
Elrond dresses like a girl.
The Hobbits are so hairy, it makes me want to hurl.
Eowyn thinks shes all that.
But Aragorn hates her so.
I hate you Gimli oh-so-much I dont even think you know.
You wear a stupid helmet.
And a stupider fighting axe.
And stupidest of all is your bush beard: stupidest to the max.
Love Legolasbestandprettiest. Greenleaf.
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thenorliebirdword reblogged this from legolasgreenleafbestandprettiest and added:
This is so glorious. I shall read it every day and laugh heartily.
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ladyeowyn reblogged this from legolasgreenleafbestandprettiest and added:
I don’t “think” I’m all that. Please. Also, it appears that I’m manlier than you after reading Gimli’s poem.
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gimli reblogged this from legolasgreenleafbestandprettiest and added:
Legolas is oh so pretty As he goes along his merry way And...is such a pitty That once he...
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