Suilad! It is I, Legolas son of Thranduil of the Mirkwood forest, the best and prettiest. After being forced onto this horrid place on this 'interweb' as the humans call it, I created this page: it is a dedication to ME. The best and prettiest.
I'm fabulous beyond your wildest dreams.
See, I am absolutely qualified to handle animals Father.
Just look at Arod: he’s so fair, and strong, and feisty, and good at archery…