January 2012
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anorie asked: Sir! Good to see you again. How are you faring?
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ochibabby asked: Legolas...I just wanna say you are a very attractive man.. and I think we should run away together . _ . <3 ..just sayin'
Anonymous asked: Hey boo boo, I wanna have your last name <33 Why dont we play "twister" at my place huh ~ ? <33
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Don't hate me cuz I'm beautiful.
It’s not like I can help it.
Anonymous asked: Noooooooo offense, but really. Haldir is prettier.
Anonymous asked: If you knew that Haldir was close to death right now, you would come rescue him.
Anonymous asked: Maybe Haldir is jealous of you because his brothers are hotter. Shouldn't you pity him?
Anonymous asked: Oh, just confess it, elf. You love Haldir and would die for him.
Anonymous asked: Do you think you inherited your good looks from Thranduil?
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Okay seriously...
Haldir if you’re going to send someone hate mail at least make it anonymous, don’t sign it “Love Screw you, Haldir.”
First of all: RUDE.
Second of all: Learn some tact.
THIRDLY: You have a large forehead and I’m a better shot than you so go cry about it. You’re just jealous because you don’t have the motivation to cut Lembas out of your diet. Fatty.
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gimli-gloinsson asked: I have no more... feelings... for you Legolas.... you know that >.> And I would not want to incur Elladan's wrath again.
Anonymous asked: Who do you think is the second prettiest/best elf (after you of course)?
undomielle asked: Dearest brother! How have you been? It feels as if I haven't seen anyone in ages.
I do not look like a pumpkin.
elladan-sonofelrond:
legolasgreenleafbestandprettiest:
You were an adorable pumpkin *pinches his cheeks*
*Pouts and furrows his brows as he crosses arms over his chest*
*pats his bicep* that’s what you get for trying to turn that delicious skin of yours something other than ivory.
I do not look like a pumpkin.
You were an adorable pumpkin *pinches his cheeks*
fairfrodobaggins asked: Hullo, Legolas. It's been a while since we have talked. I'm sorry I missed the wedding, but I. . . had somewhere else to be apparently! Hah. . . o_o
pondicusrex asked: Have you seen Kili? It looks like you have competition for the prettiest being to travel with a hobbit, and from a dwarf no less.
gimli-gloinsson asked: Tone? There is no tone, master elf. I am merely curious as to your doings, seeing as we have not spoken in a while...
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Unpopular Opinion Time:
The Gap of Rohan is totally lacking this season.
I know, I know, you might be thinking, but where else am I supposed to find all the best designers in one place? Where else will I find those hose (NOT TIGHTS, HOSE!) that make my booty look like a fresh cut diamond. Well let me tell you:
I was in there yesterday and found last seasons hunting boots on clearance. CLEARANCE?! First of all: ew....
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gimli-gloinsson asked: Just curious. Did you spend the holiday without him, then?
peregrin-mushroom-took asked: Legolas! Where have you been? It's dark here at Mordor.. always.
gimli-gloinsson asked: I am well, and my journey was fine. Where is your husband?
gimli-gloinsson asked: How was your Yuletide, Legolas? Long time, no speak!
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frodos-girl asked: Hello, Prince Legolas! It's great to see you have returned!
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WELL HELLO *suave wink*
And now for a more formal introduction: IT IS I, LEGOLAS GREENLEAF, BEST AND PRETTIEST, PRINCE OF THE MIRKWOOD REALM.
I also go by Sexy-pants, dollface and a plethora of other things. But Prince Legolas will do.
WHERE ARE MY MINIONS? (and lover)
BOW TO ME.
December 2011
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Finals. That is all.
boromir-of-gondor asked: I wonder who is brave enough to give me a pedicure. I think this is in order! With apple martinis! For Mirkwood!
boromir-of-gondor asked: Apple martinis? That's a girl drink! Hm, alright, I'll try one.
November 2011
233 posts
boromir-of-gondor asked: How about a drink tonight, Legol?
Anonymous asked: Omg Boromir stop giving him grief. It's called a MANicure for a reason, babe!!!!1
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Had to get nails redone, because Boromir so rudely...
My stylist is not pleased.
boromir-of-gondor:
You’ll never be masculine this way! Stop whining! -slaps Legolas’ hand-
*gasps and pulls his hand back* Boromir, I just had my nails done!!!! Why would you do such a thing!?
boromir-of-gondor:
legolasgreenleafbestandprettiest:
I DO NOT WISH TO MAKE THE MANLY NOISE!!!!!!
What?! Why not?!
Because its groosssssss *whines*
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I DO NOT WISH TO MAKE THE MANLY NOISE!!!!!!
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The horn of Gondor must be blown!
THAT IS NO ORC HORN!!!!
Anonymous asked: GIVE TO ME ALL OF YOUR SEX
Anonymous asked: I love Legolas soo mach. And always think about him. Is it illness? *з*
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It is I!
PRINCE LEGOLAS GREENLEAF OF THE MIRKWOOD REALM, SON OF THRANDUIL: KING OF THE HALLS OF STAR SHADOW AND THE BEST AND PRETTIEST.
I have returned! And there’s great news:
I’m still the Best and Prettiest.
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