-trying to cure a tequila hangover- I'm home. I feel like I've been trampled by a mumak but I'm home. Where the Mordor are you?

*hand extends from pile of bodies* coooooooooffeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

thranduil-of-mirkwood:

-stumbles in 3 months late with Starbucks-

Valar, what a wild holiday in Dol Amroth. What have I missed?

*passed out cold on the top of a pile of naked dwarves, elves and men surrounded by empty casks of wine, ale* *curtains strewn about, tables upturned, feathers still floating in the air* 

I think it would be a joyess occasion if maybe sometime we could braid each others hair~Rapunzel, Princess of Corona

DON’T. TOUCH. THE HAIR. 

Hello your majesty! My name is knowyourhero/Derpy Whooves! I wanna know, how do you make people like you so much?

Darling, it’s all in the hair. 

aragorn-son-of-arathorn:

You would be amazed the amount of times I find myself in this kind of situation with him.

*hisses under his breath* Aragorn you’re -embarrassing- me!

(Source: legollyblonde)

Did you ever have an emo phase as a teen? Cause you were wearing quite a bit of eyeliner when you captured Gloin and the other dwarves

Hey everyone goes through an experimental phase, alright? I have no idea what you’re talking about, Mortal.