Anonymous asked:
why did you acompany the fellowship on their journey?

*startled by such a serious question* I suppose I wanted to make a name for myself. I was born the crown Prince of Eryn Galen, named with that occupation before I even left my mother’s womb. I found no honor there, no freedom. So when my father’s council called to bring word of the creature Gollum’s escape to Imladris, I volunteered as ambassador.

I didn’t return until after The War of the Ring. 

how do you manage to live in out in the sticks, partically underground, and deal with orcs and not get a single spect of dirty on you? I have to admit that is very impressive.

Ohhh fangirl, fangirl, fangirl: haven’t you heard? I’m the most fabulous bitch to walk Middle Earth. You need no other explination. 

*snatches* HOW DID YOU GET THIS? Oh my Valar this is the day Aragorn used all my defrizz serum for polishing his boots.

*snatches* HOW DID YOU GET THIS? Oh my Valar this is the day Aragorn used all my defrizz serum for polishing his boots.

urascoamenii:

Legolas , what does your elvish eye see ?

The… most… beautiful elf I have ever seen….

*puts down hand mirror*

closer-up of legolas’ pretty outfit

PRETTY OUTFIT? He-lllooo that’s Versace. 

Legolas’ Spring To Do List:

1. Book fashion week shows. 

2. Start all-carb diet. 

3. Give all of last-season’s wardrobe away to charity.

4. Harrass Gimli.

5. Booty toning workouts.

6. Stare at self in mirror for 6+ hrs.

7. Motivational speeches to promote fabulousness and confidence. 

8. Party like it’s the Second Age.