Do you think it might have been a bad idea to give your grandfather unlimited texting?

This is your way of warning me that it was in fact a bad idea isn’t it?

A Diva is the Sinda verstion of a hustler.

Of a hustler.

Of a of a

hustler.

The Best and Fabulous has arrived.

Call the press.

A message from Anonymous
What do you think of Kili? (This is DEFINETLY NOT Kili, I am just an average stranger.)

Kili and I happen to be very good bros, thanks, as we are both exceedingly handsome and magnificent archers (I could totally beat him though.)

erestor-ofimladris:

legolasgreenleafbestandprettiest:

Sometimes I turn myself on.

Your vanity knows no bounds. 

Why should it? I’m very generous to share myself. It’s like charity work, really.

Sometimes I turn myself on.

A message from theladyoflorien
Why are you baiting him?

*growls* He. baited. ME. Don’t let hes sweet “glady googoo” talk convince you otherwise.

A message from lordcelebornoflorien
TELL. ME.

Is it going to annoy you if I don’t? Good. Very good.

A message from lordcelebornoflorien
What else do you know, child??

Cross me again or my father again and find out.

A message from theladyoflorien
...Legolas Thranduillion.