Horrible day. Elrond went missing again. I got into a screaming match and had to fire a staff member because he spoke ill of Madonna - mind you I was in the middle of doing my hair. All the clothing I’ve decided I wanted to purchase on-line is too inexpensive. Heard that Galadriel’s acne is healing. Had to sit in court for another eight ass-numbing hours. It’s just been a difficult day for me.
Perhaps I should put on some clothing and find my son/best bitch/drinking companion.
Excellent day! Ran into Elrond reading in his favorite quiet spot in the wine cellars on my way out to the Guard and discussed a very interesting essay on armor plating over a freshly opened Dorwinion. Galion brought me the pair of shoes I ordered and you’ll never guess- my soldiers received a false order that they were to listen to Madonna all day today. Threw a wild dance party on the edge of the forest! Drank more wine. Galadriel called me to tell me she’s shipping me new hunting boots on the account of the wonderful face cream I lent her.
Plus, court is endlessly more fascinating intoxicated. Who knew!
Ah, look! *beaming* Here comes Ada now… and he has more wine.